zesticola asked: 15, 21, 63, 74, 76, 77
argilla asked: 1, 46, 58?
Fuck it, I'm making a post on this
ayries: Now as I’ve said before I don’t watch Adventure Time, though I intend to. I mean I know that it EXISTS and I know that it seems utterly charming and I know that a lot of people with excellent taste love it and that I really ought to be watching it, and I’ve seen some clips, but yeah, I don’t watch it. But as I’m sure some people have noticed, I’ve still been reblogging some stuff...
Drop a number in my ask :)
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you perfer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your screen name mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your ringtone?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) Are you a virgin?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
kalemhrafne: bravelittlehobbitwhomwealladmire: Warning: It’s all horror. Most of these contain ridiculous amounts of body horror. I honestly can’t remember all the shit in all of them to warn for it. If you want a summary or warning on a particular one, I’ll be happy to reread/skim it and tell you what to look out for. Uzumaki The Enigma of Amigara Fault Falling Voices in the Dark...
DC Comics’ Reponse to Starfire Controversy: Don’t... →
zesticola: ktempest: Dear DC Comics: it’s not just kids you assholes, women are not happy about this. Grown women? God, could these people be higher on the sexist douchebag scale? Annnnnd this is the reason I have basically sworn off DC comics indefinitely. It’s not only that they’re assholes, it’s that they just don’t give a shit. You can just go die in fire, DC.
When you "Fuck Up" (whether the fuck-up is minor... →
siriuslydeep: When you “Fuck Up” (whether the fuck-up is minor or major) practice the “Four A’s”. Acknowledgment Apology Amends Action #1) Acknowledgment — is really important, IMO, because if you don’t realize what you actually did, and how it was “fucked up”, there’s a high probability that you are going to do it again — a very high probability. #2) Apology — is also really important —...
We kissed, we held each other, we lay on top of each other in bed… and there...– John Barrowman on viewer’s complaints over “too much gay content” in Torchwood: Miracle Day. (via bangbang-)
TROO LAV. A YAOI FANCITION
Uke: /OBLIGATORY UKE RESISTENCE
Seme: /OBLIGATORY SEME RAPE
Uke: \UKE FAIS
Seme: /INTENSE SEME STARE /BISHIE
Uke: B-BUT SEME-SAN..YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
Seme: NO KAWAIIUKEDESUCHAN YOU ARE WRONG
Seme: I LOVE YOU
Seme: I RAPED YOU, SO OBVIOUSLY I LOVE YOU
Uke: TH-THAT'S TRUE..BUT..
Uke: /AVERTS GAZE TEARFULLY, UNCERTAIN
Seme: /FORCEFULL KISS
Uke: /BIG, FAT UKEY BLOBS OF TEARS ROLLED DOWN
Seme: /I FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE?! /LE SEME PASSION OVERFLOWS
Uke: /PLEASE BE ROUGH EVEN IF I SEEM DELICATE AND INNOCENT I'M ACTUALLY NOT
Uke: /MORE TEARS PLZ
Uke: OH, N-NO../CONSTIPATED UKE FACE HERE
Seme: /IGNORES BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU WILL LIKE IT IN THE END
Uke: /I WON'T
Uke: /I SWEAR
Uke: /..I'LL ACT LIKE I DON'T?
Seme: /I AM SEME THEREFORE I IGNORE YOUR DESIRES
Uke: /WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELF
Seme: /LET ME FUQ U
Seme: /THAT ONE SWEET MOMENT WHERE THE SEME EMBRACES THE UKE AND THEN
Seme: EVERYTHING IS OK SEXUALLY
Uke: /EVERYTHING SEXUAL IS SENSUAL
Uke: /EMBRACES BACK AND REALIZES THAT THIS IS WHERE THE UKE SHOULD BE
Seme: /ENGAGES IN PASSIONATE SEX
Uke: /MOANZ ALL NIGHT
Seme: /THIS MEANS WE'RE IN LOVE RIGHT
Uke: /WELL DUH
Seme: /MANRY GRUNTS
Uke: /WEEPY NOISES
Uke: /Y CANT HAS BONDAGE I'LL ACTT LIKE I HATE IT I SWEAR
Uke: /UKIEST NOISES YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR SEME EXISTENCE
Seme: /LIKES THESE GIRLY MOANS APPARENTLY
Uke: /IS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE ACTUALLY
Seme: /THAT'S OK, I AM THRUSTING VIOLENTLY AND SOMEHOW NOT INJURING YOU
Uke: /NOTE THE FACT THAT YOUR DICK IS WILDLY LARGE TOO
Uke: /WHIMPERS @ THE INTENSE PAIN AND GRASPS THE BED SHEETS
Seme: /NOTICES YOU ARE SOMEHOW NOT BLEEDING AND ARE COMPLETELY ENJOYING THIS EVEN THOUGH IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME
Uke: /IN FACT, I AM NOT ONLY ENJOYING IT, I'M ASKING YOU TO THRUST HARDER
Seme: /DOES SO
Uke: /BITES ON BED SHEETS
Seme: /KEEPS THRUSTING BECAUSE SEMES NEVER GASM FIRST
Uke: /OH RIGHT
Uke: /GASMS ALL OVER THE PLACE
Seme: /GASMS INSIDE YOU, DOESN'T LOOK EXHAUSTED AT ALL
Uke: /WHILE ON THE OTHER HAND, IS WORN OUT AND STILL SOBBING
Seme: /MAKES OUT WITH TO CALM DOWN
Uke: /YEAH BECAUSE I REALLY NEED LESS AIR RIGHT NOW
Uke: /MAKES OUT WITH, STILL SUBMISSIVE AS FUCK
Seme: /OOPS TIME FOR ROUND 2
Uke: /UP FOR DAT, LET'S TRY IT AGAINST THE WALL
Seme: /SHOVES AGAINST WALL, DOES FROM BEHIND
Uke: B-B-BUT I WANNA SEE YOUR FACE.../GLANCES OVER SHOULDER WEEPINGLY
Seme: .....U-UKE..... /THIS IS A REALLY MOVING MOMENT /KISSES SWEETLY AND DOES FROM THE FRONT
Uke: /IS THE HAPPIEST UKE ON THE PLANET
Uke: /CRIES WHILE BEING SCREWED TO EMPHASIZE THIS
Seme: /FINDS THIS CUTE AND APPEALING IN A PARTNER
Seme: /IS IN RABBU
Uke: /MORE IN RABBU AND CLINGS TO THE PAIN-INFLICTING PARTNER DESU
Uke: /IS UNKNOWINGLY A MASOCHIST ASWELL
Seme: /AREN'T ALL UKES?
Uke: O-OH..SEME-SAN. /GASMS ONCE MORE
Uke: /UKES? MASOCHISTS? NAHH
Seme: /GASMS INSIDE AGAIN
Seme: /YOU'RE SO CUTE
Seme: /WITH ALL THOSE TEARS
Seme: /AND SNOTTY RUNNY NOSE
Uke: /YOU FORGOT MY BLUSHY FACE AND 12 YEAR OLD BODY
Seme: /THAT TOO
Seme: /BUT THAT'S A GIVEN
Seme: /PLUS YOUR GIANT ASS EYES
Uke: /AND TINY DICK
Seme: /YOUR TINY DICK IS SO CUTE DUH
Seme: /IT'S WHAT ALL GAY MEN WANT IN A PARTNER
I don't know what's more awkward, answering Dora,...
O lado maligno das meias
zesticola: tachiagare: gabrielcezar: HOLY FUCK Edit: (that would mean something like “the evil side of the socks”, unless my Portuguese-deciphering skill0rz are really bad) Reblogging again because… because.